“My Ideal Man” by Ke$ha, modern poet.

“The Rights of Women” - by King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, modern poet.

“A Lyrical Examination of Combs” - by modern poet Kanye West.

“Free me, O Lord, from Government Health Care” - Rand Paul, modern poet.

“Groping, Groping Towards the Truth” by Eric Massa, modern poet.

“How We Demeanor” - a modern poem by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.

“We Have Did” by modern poet Jan Brewer.

“On Why the Little People Should Appreciate Billion Dollar Banker Bailouts” by Henry Paulson, modern poet

“The Importance of P” by modern poet Diddy

“The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)” by Sarah Palin, modern poet