“The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere (with apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)” by Sarah Palin, modern poet

“The Meat in the Gravy” by modern poet Joseph “Big Joey” Massino

“To a Lasciviously Sexted Porn Star: A Short Discourse on What to Say to the Press” by Anthony Weiner, budding modern poet

“My Hiawatha” by modern poet LeeLee Sobieski

“Follow the Leader” by modern poet Christine O’Donnell

“Modern Times, A Lament”, by Alan Simpson, modern poet

“Meditation On Goodness”, by John Madden, modern poet

“A Poem of Denying Charges That I Asked My Former Aide to Fire White House Office Staff, or, Denial Is Not Just a River in Arkansas”, by modern poet Hillary Clinton

“My Recipe For Raising Kids”, by modern poet Ivana Trump

“Regrets, I Have A Few One” by Kanye West, modern poet