"My Ideal Man" by Ke$ha, modern poet.

"My Ideal Man" by Ke$ha, modern poet.

"The Rights of Women" - by King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, modern poet.

"The Rights of Women" - by King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, modern poet.

"A Lyrical Examination of Combs" - by modern poet Kanye West.

"A Lyrical Examination of Combs" - by modern poet Kanye West.

"Free me, O Lord, from Government Health Care" - Rand Paul, modern poet.

"Free me, O Lord, from Government Health Care" - Rand Paul, modern poet.

"Groping, Groping Towards the Truth" by Eric Massa, modern poet.

"Groping, Groping Towards the Truth" by Eric Massa, modern poet.

"How We Demeanor" - a modern poem by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

"How We Demeanor" - a modern poem by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

"We Have Did" by modern poet Jan Brewer.

"We Have Did" by modern poet Jan Brewer.

"When Metaphors Attack" by modern poet David Wu

"When Metaphors Attack" by modern poet David Wu

"On Why the Little People Should Appreciate Billion Dollar Banker Bailouts" by Henry Paulson, modern poet

"On Why the Little People Should Appreciate Billion Dollar Banker Bailouts" by Henry Paulson, modern poet

"The Importance of P" by modern poet Diddy

"The Importance of P" by modern poet Diddy